Lord Gregory's Army

Description
The player controls a Gregoryisgodistani soldier who has to battle enemies in various nations on the Enemy List. There is one mode per country on the Enemy List. At the end of every level, there is a particularly powerful and evil character (called a "boss") that must be defeated to move to the next level. This will be a real (or occasionally fictional) person from said nation, generally a leader or former leader, but occasionally another public figure. The easiest nations will have three levels, while the hardest ones will have 10. Sample bosses include Rule Theriault, Cosnul Reino Kulseth, King Petrus, Doybert, Greg-God LOL (all three of them on separate levels), and various sapient coconuts, who will be referred to as xylocarps in-game. (Similarly, Coconutstan and Coconut Isle will be called Xylocarpstan and Xylocarp Isle, respectively.) This is so the game is not banned in Gregoryisgodistan for including a forbidden fruity word. There will be leaderboards online both for whoever completes the mode in the fastest time and whoever earns the most points in that mode (for killing as many people as possible in the most creative manner possible.) The soldiers will fight in a typical matter similar to the real Gregoryisgodistani Army. Accordingly, at the beginning of each level, the player will choose his weapons and parachute into the country in an act of human blitzkrieg.